• I VOTED FOR THEM.
• I JUMP TRAFFIC LIGHTS.
• I BRIBE TRAFFIC COPS.
• I DON'T CARE ABOUT MY NEIGHBOUR.
• I IGNORE DYING FARMERS.
• I JUMP QUEUES.
• I ASK POLITICIANS FOR FAVOURS.
• I WATCH HYSTERICAL TV REPORTERS 24/7.
• I WASTE WATER.
• I GET UPSET WHEN TERRORISTS GET TOO CLOSE TO ME.
• I BLAME EVERYBODY ELSE.
• I AM AN IDIOT.